That's right baby, call me daddy.
sam aka ole captain queef wheel aka inmate 18765.
i like unicorns, harry potter, vampires, shakesphere, bacon, money, bitches and video games. i hate everything else. especially people, i hate people.
i got tired of answerin ya’lls same questions over and over again so i made a FAQ. so, pleaseeeeeee read that b4 yew ask me a question. if you feel like i left a good question off of my FAQ let me know and i’ll add it.